Flame (an unknown artist) has been really down lately. He's been losing fans (did he have any?) and his music is becoming shittier and shittier. Christian rap is becoming less and less mainstream (was it ever?) and he decided that the only way out was suicide. One day, Flame took out a gun and inserted it into his mouth, preparing to meet The Heavenly Father (get it, because he's Christian). Right when he's about to do it, his daughter comes into the house with her iPod blaring pop hits. He quickly takes the gun out from his mouth and shoves it back into the shoe box where it came from, and pushes it under his bed as fast as he can. His daughter bursts into the room screaming as loud as she can, "I GOT KATY PERRY TICKETS FOR FREE!" Flame stood up from his bedroom floor leaving his daughter to wonder what he was doing. "Daddy, what were you doing on the floor?" Flame quickly avoids her question by asking about the tickets. "Honey, how did you get her tickets?"
"One of my friends at school was selling them for free because she didn't want to go." she screams in excitment.
"You're not going."
This leaves his daughter in bewilderment.
"You heard me. You're not going to Katy Perry's concert. She's a devil worshipper and an Illuminati puppet. Besides, I'm recording a new album, remember? You said you wanted to come by the studio, check out what I do."
"Yeah but dad, I really want to see Katy!"
"I said no!"
Right after yelling, Dark Horse begins to play on his daughter's loud iPod. Flame recognizes this song to be his.
"Honey, you're listening to my music?"
His daughter looks confused, "What? This is Katy Perry."
"No it's not, it's Joyful Noise!"
At that moment, Katy's voice begins to sing the words "I knew you were"
"Hey! Who remixed my song without asking?"
"Okay, it's Dark Horse, dad. But whatever." his daughter leaves her father's room.
Later that night, Flame goes to YouTube and looks up "Dark Horse" in one tab, and "Joyful Noise" in another. He compares, and comes to the decision that Katy Perry plagiarized off of him. As he lay down in bed that night, he though of how much attention he could get from suing a universally known popstar. The next morning, he took action. He called up his lawyer and had Katy sued for stealing his music. His daughter hated him and his music after that day, and Flame told her that it was to "save her from the Illuminati's mind control tricks" Flame knew that his music would now get more views and attention. Smart man he is.